theroguefeminist:

spaceberryfeminist:

morismako:

magdalenarivera:

I’d like to report a crime…

 

this man has a face like sunshine and a torso like hellfire

this is poetry

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swaggercaption:

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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longroadtoparadise:

Jesus take the—BUCKY NO

longroadtoparadise:

Jesus take the—BUCKY NO

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swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

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xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

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nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

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